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THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS CLAIMING THAT SCOTT HAS A BIT OF A WANDERING EYE.
August 28, 2009
 
The night before she dropped her baby bombshell in New York, Scott was acting nothing like a blissful father-to-be at an event in California. "Scott was hitting on a blonde in a short black dress," divulged a source at the event, an art show at Hollywood's Milk Studios. "He was hugging her and rubbing her back. They were ordering vodka drinks for each other. He took a picture with her and even handed her his phone so she could punch in her number. "Before he moved in on the blonde, Scott was chatting up a brunette. He was on the hunt -- not faithful boyfriend material by any means. Kourtney's just starting to show and Scott is already acting like a horndog. God help her once the baby arrives." "God help her once the baby arrives"? God help her once her stomach starts to bulge. Nothing turns off a womanizer faster than a chick with a gut even if it's one filled with his own progeny. Once she finally gives birth, Kourtney better get used to using phrases like, "No, I don't know where your Daddy is" and "Mommy threw Daddy's clothes on the lawn because he's a stupid fucking asshole." Another phrase she might want to practice: "What time does this Planned Parenthood open?"
 
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